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The Capo Has No Clothes
Chairman of House Oversight Committee "Capo"Darrell Issa Cops Out.
by Associate Editor - Izzy Facto
Four Hundred and Sixty Days since the horrors of the Benghazi massacre faded from our TV screens, the beat goes on as the ever increasing brazen abuses of power and violations of the Constitution by the Scoundrel in Chief and his Criminal Enterprise pile-up - and the Capo does nothing.
When I first saw the menacing countenance and icy stare of Chairman of the House Oversight Committee Rep. Darrell Issa on my TV screen, I felt a surge of elation and anticipation. I remember thinking, wow, this guy looks like a [capo] he is the genuine article! Hallelujah, he is going to put the fear of God on the mugs of those bastards! Add to the mix, the no-nonsense Tray Gowdy and butts are going to be kicked and heads will roll! Well folks, the better part of a year has passed since the Red Witch Hillary Clinton, she of the balls of brass, the size of tennis balls appeared at the Benghazi hearings and for all intents and purposes told the panel to "go f-ck themselves. And, the response by the goons in America's African-American government to subpoenas for additional documents, is more of the same."
As for the Red Witch, her screed turned the hearings into Kabuki Theatre which is exactly what we are getting from our RINOS on Obam-Massacare and Issa and Company on Benghazi. Yup, they are terrified of "the capo."
And so it is, I am sad to say, apparently Issa and Gowdy are just another pair of in a long line of spineless do-nothing RINO Castrati. Although they have enough on Obama and Hillary to run a special prosecutor ragged 24-7 for the next 6 months, the real scenario as to why there was no protection and security for the Ambassador and staff at Benghazi is privileged information and will never see the light of day. Not at least until a [real] House Oversight Committee is assembled with the balls to appoint a special prosecutor and repeal the son of a bitch in the White House.
The 'Poon's New "If You Said That To A Jackass" Segment:
[He'd kick your teeth down your throat]
by Tempestuous Fugh-It
George Will Wins the FOX News "Boobie of the Week" Award
There were many, but since there can only be one winner, it's George. To paraphrase, according to George on FOX News Sunday: We should elect governors to the White House. They are more experienced with actual governing and prefer the private sector when problem solving as opposed to Belt-way politicians who believe big government solutions such as Redistribution of Wealth, is the answer to Income Inequality. And more government regulation stifles economic growth.
So George Will, a leading intellectual and renowned political commentator actually agrees with Uncle Billy O'Reilly's barf inducing assessments that the agenda of "big government" Trotskyites and psychopathic Alinsky accolites; Ayers, Axelrod, the genocidal maniac Ezekiel Emanuel and Obama, are really just trying to solve problems.
News Flash, America's problems are just about solved! A year or two more of these 2nd & 3rd generation misguided "good guy" Utopian Socialists inundating this country with 3rd world savages and the middle class will be stripped naked and enslaved. I guess George is unaware that Obama Care is a dagger to the gut of the already battered and bleeding middle class. The Alinsky Iron Curtain is rapidly descending and the sun about is about set on the American dream forever. Ooops, here comes the jackass. Maybe George is in the early stages of dementia or he's watching too much of O'Reilly.
Jackasses & Jackassettes
Although there is some confusion revolving around the definition of a female Donkey, Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton, Oprah, Woopie Goldberg, Debbie Wasserberg Schultz, with Lady Gaga, Madonna and Miley Cyrus bringing up the rear, [pun intended] leave no doubt that there is no shortage of female Jackasses.
- Favorite time-waster on FOX & Fools is: who should be fired for the failed Obamacare roll-out fiasco? Strange, nobody ever says the criminal Muslim Jackass in the White House.
- RINOS & Romneys are Still in Phony-ville: Barbie-Doll, Mitt Romney says "he lost the election because he didn't get the minority vote."
- Fact: Republicans could field a ticket of Ben Carson and Alan West and still not get the minority vote because the Republican Party is too inclusive, it includes white guys. And, they are not about promising the parasite masses, free stuff, however, the vote of racist white guys would ensure the success of the ticket.
- Ann Romney appeared on FOX and when asked about the political climate, she lamented on the "failed Obamacare rollout." Not "thank God it failed because it's extortion, a fraud and should be repealed."
- Gotta Love Uncle Billy O'Reilly: he told "the folks" that running a campaign tilted towards conservative ideology will get Republicans nowhere. It's all about jobs, taxes & the economy. That's what Romney put them into a snooze with in the last election. Americans are looking for a fire brand leader! Another paper meche empty suit policy-wonk will result in the same 5 million white guys sitting on a bar stool at the local Hooters on election day. They want military veteran's issues addressed and abuses stopped. They know Obama is a racist jackass, dictator wannabe and the Constitutional is in crisis. They want a patriot in the White House, the alien invasion stopped, Obamacare repealed and Obama impeached and prosecuted for Banghazi. All of which, Romney responded to by folding like a $2.00 suitcase.
- Last week Megyn Kelly put it to Charles Krauthammer this way: Since Obamacare is the Law of the Land, shouldn't the Republicans help to make it work? Charles very patiently and diplomatically explained and I paraphrase, the ObamaCare Law is unconstitutional and, according the fundamentals handed down by the Founders, Americans should not only oppose oppressive laws, they are duty bound to do whatever it takes to repeal them. My perception was that she was embarrassed. She should have been.
In defense of Megyn Kelly: Maybe "the folks" as O'Reilly refers to them should look into the FOX policy of overloading programming with the weekly cavalcade of Ivy League Commie attack brats that filibuster and dominate just about every program segment with Obama info-mercials.
Commentary by Controversial Black Issues Editor,
Brother Rufus Ali
In one of her regular appearances on his nightly "Looking Out For The Folks" TV program, O'Reilly asked, Megyn Kelly for her perspective as to why Asians, typically industrious, conservative, hard working capitalists joined all minority groups including Jews and voted overwhelmingly for Obama? A week or two later, Megyn revealed that a study on the topic produced nothing conclusive.
That's it, assemble a focus group of Ivy League bubble-heads who conduct dorm-room all-nighters and then a blue-ribbon committee analyzes the findings and comes up with nothing.
All they had to do was go outside and stop the 1st black brother walking down 7th Ave ask him: why Asians and all minorities voted exclusively for Obama? In a split second, they'd have the answer. "Because Romney is one of them, he's a "white guy."
Tis' the Season To Hate Christians: falalala-la-lalalala: Maybe O'Reilly should have Megyn front a committee to determine the identity the Christian-hating bastards behind the annual jihad to snuff the lights of Christmas, castrate Santa Claus and snatch the little books of Christmas Carols from the hands of our children. Hint, ain't Mormons. She should direct the committee to consult a list of liberal idealists starting with names like; Axelrod, Colmes, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Dershowitz, Reich, Lanny Davis, Olberman, Seinfeld, Franken, Emanuel, Woodie Allen, Stern, the staff of the ACLU and all the Presidents of the Teacher's Unions from in every city in America "from sea to shining sea."
Marxism 101 For the Folks: Marxism is less of an ideology and more like a tactic. It may not be obvious to Uncle Billy but it's obvious to this writer that in the case of Obama and 99% of all Marxist Dictators, it's Capitalism for them and Socialism for "the sheep."
Uncle Billy says that "Obama considers conservatives calling him a Muslim and a Commie insulting." Got it Uncle Billy! According to Obama, The Muslim "call to prayer" is the most beautiful sound in he ever heard." And Bill Ayres is a latter day Tom Payne and Saint Jeremiah Wright, is a latter day alter-boy.
Shoveling this load of B.S. onto the back of a full grown jackass with an IQ north of room temperature would get your teeth kicked down your throat. Good Day….