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The Final Romney Post Mortem



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by Your Perpetrator in Chief David C. Baker

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  Has President Trump Lost His Mo Jo?…

He Caught a Case of Republican's Disease: 'Snatching Defeat From the Jaws of Victory'…. By Editors Izzy Facto & Tempestuous Fugh-It


Democrats licking their chops can't believe their good fortune, as the useful idiots shoot themselves in the ass, demanding a Health Care Bill That Cancels the Coverage of 11M Seniors! The goof balls, with Rand Paul leading the way, stand on ceremony and bone-headed, doctrinaire fiscal conservatism, hacking each other to bits with Pelosi & Co. on the side lines, laughing her evil ass off, cheering them on.


Trump added massive crossover votes to his campaign on immigration and the economy when he pledged "All Americans Will be Taken Care of in President Trump's America" No soul is going to die in the street because he has no money,


He Based that declaration on the premise of a prosperous America under Trump, will be able to care for our less fortunate.. As Stephen King asked in a Salon Headline I saw this morning, Why are Republicans so mean to poor people? Start with stuck on stupid, then callous disregard for anything but money, and go from there. Why were Unions necessary? For the same reason there was 'slavery.' They refused to pay a decent wage for work done…I believe Charlie Krauthammer is right - F' the health care bill, cut the taxes and the issue of the 11M will take care of itself...…


'Time for Trump to Take the Gloves Off'

Address to the Nation…


My fellow Americans - as your President I find it necessary to inform you that,

Being the President of the People is Vastly Different from Being the President of the Establishment

After I announced my run for POTUS, I faced withering attacks and opposition from every sector of the political spectrum…And after I won, I offered olive branches to all parties…


I had to come to terms with the issues of the ferocity of the attacks and opposition has been as much by the Republican hierarchy, as the Democrat party. And many of both, are as often as not have tentacles rooted in the Globalist camp and agenda….


So much so, that for instance, when a so-called Republican opposes my administration on an issue such as immigration, or defusing the Russian situation, he isn't a Republican - the operative word is RINO…



And War is not, the beginning of a 'New World Order' as announced by George H.W. Bush at his inauguration, it is the end of the World…which is the same thing as far as America is concerned….


It is time to take off the gloves, the traitors, the Democrats and RINO cohorts within, have been having it all their way for too long - I'm going to outline the solution to these issues and bring you up to date and tell you, that you, and I are treading in dangerous waters:


Russia Again…


The Russians have been minding their own business for decades, while we have been in their back yard minding theirs, and everybody's else's business for 50 yrs  - 


We have been engaging in wars resulting in no victories and the deaths of tens of thousands of our sons, and lately, acts of provocation in which Russia's frontiers are lined with military installations 300 miles from Moscow, and State Department officials go before the cameras and criticize Putin when he and Russia prepare to respond…


One of the most egregious and I might add audacious hoaxes perpetrated on a gullible American public, is the lie that President Putin attacked and annexed  Ukraine and Crimea. Why in hell would he have to annex them, when they were existing members of the Russian Federation?  They were in fact annexed, right under his nose by mercenaries and professional agitators hired by the EU banking and finance mafia, and financed using US funds among others..…


They even go so far to infer that the people rose up against Putin and Russian tyranny, and conveniently omitted that after the EU Coup D'Etat, Putin demanded a referendum be put before the people and voted on - and the majority of the populations in both entities, voted to remain in the Russian Federation, Why? Because to the EU had pillaged the Russian economy for decades. And worse, they demand that it's member states have open borders and take in millions of savages from nations hostile to, and opposed to the host nation's people and traditions. Putin simply assigned his military to enforce the majority of loyal Russian peoples' rights to self determination..   


Topping it all off, the Zionist's choice of Secretary of State, John Bolton was on FOX every night demanding action against Russia…Might as well, we have surrounded Russia's frontiers with missiles installations and military bases, some as close as 300 miles from Moscow…  Putin, quietly goes about his business considering a couple of nuclear powered subs prowling the oceans would easily wipe out the east coast in a NY minute, right Ambassador?


Therefore, I stand by my decision to seek peaceful policies with Russia, while individuals on both sides of the isle are pursuing conflict, even beating the drums for war.. If Russia's people get fed up with Putin's patience and even hand on the levers of power, his successor might not be so inclined to peace treaties…


As for Hillary, She Lost Because She is Hillary Clinton and All That Implies…Case Closed..


For the better part of a year, the political apparatchiks in the Democrat party have been in the media 24-7 accusing me and my administration of colluding with Russia and hijacking the election, without, a shred of evidence. And it took barely a week or two, for the CIA, NSA, FBI to sweep the globe and announce that there was no electronic wire tap, or surveillance at the Tower, or offices of my administration and campaign…


Are these are the same set of geniuses who haven't been able to find culprit who released my tax return, and managed to listen on the line when Mike Flynn was doing his job [which Includes interfacing with Russian diplomats] and release the information to the media? You betcha…


I do have a sense of humor however, I will not entertain one more discussion of the topic of the breach of my offices, until the IRS uncovers the culprit who released my tax return, and the perpetrators who recorded and released my conversations with foreign leaders, which by the way, are felonies...


Consider this to be written stone, I will not release or engage in discussions of my tax returns which were all legally filed and above reproach - the issue is a none issue…… …


On the topic of tax returns, the head of the IRS will be addressing the issue of how the Clintons are now worth 100 + million and haven't had a job in half a century and there's President Obama?…Where was Rachel Maddow?


The Attorney General & The Agencies


As you know, I have appointed an Attorney General, and he will perform his duties as such: starting with former President Obama and the Iran Deal in which he gave away the store, and what we don't know about -  and his dozens of  executive orders that are potential breaches of the Constitution...


My appointees as Chairmen of the NSC, FBI, CIA and IRS will commence investigations of potential breaches of security and acts of treason in their agencies..…Especially in instances involving the release documents bordering on security breaches…


I want every individual in those agencies to be interviewed and submit to lie detector tests, and be prosecuted if found guilty of treason. Refusal to submit to the lie detector test will be grounds for in depth investigations, and immediate dismissal…


The IRS is particularly under scrutiny after a litany of abuses against conservatives, especially voters and conservative political organizations - Attorney General will adjudicate appropriately..

   

On immigration,


I am going to have the AG investigate the possibility of lawsuits holding any and all government officials to account, who willfully disobey Constitutional Immigration Laws - who knowingly release a criminal alien into the society, and kills or rapes a citizen.


If so, they can be charged as accessories to murder, under any and all statutes that apply..…And also, the time has come discuss the issue of the appropriate punishment for rape…The carnage and lives of our beautiful wives mothers and daughters, ruined in the exploding epidemic swarming over the globe  is crushing and unspeakable. Any savage entertaining visions of coming here to rape American women, will face instead a death penalty, and I'll do what I can to make that a reality…


Again, on immigration - I am fed up with listening to conservatives getting their lunch eaten by leftists sharpies who contest the Constitutionality of my ban on Muslims, as against their religious rights -  Sharia Law is Unconstitutional, and the Constitution applies to American citizens..,


Sharia law, is not only Unconstitutional, it's an abomination. The practice of screaming Allah U Akbar and then throwing acid in the face of a woman, marriage with 10 yr old girls, genital, mutilation, rape, stoning and beating women to death is barbaric. It will not be tolerated in America.


I will not equivocate on the topic of the Constitutionality and religious aspects when a retrograde savage screams Allah U Akbar, and commits mass slaughter with an AK-47's or hacks innocent people to death with machetes…


The Media


The Media no longer processes the news…the media has become the enemy party. Therefore, any individual who deliberately promotes a falsehood in the media with be held liable.…


I am working on tax policy and believe that conservatives tax payers should not have to subsidize PBS and NPR which attack every aspect and institution of our conservatism. NPR's & PBS' Marxists malcontents who advocate  the politics of sedition, can subsidize their own twaddle…In fact, I can even recommend the best or worse source for freebees…Call 800-SOROS….


Lastly, any low grade cretin threatening or humiliating my wife and family will face the appropriate consequences from agencies assigned to address such issues..…


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